Thea Trinidad – April May June 2014




THEA TRINIDAD MISS APRIL MAY JUNE 2014 HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH

Thea Trinidad Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 2014Noah and Emzara begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth. The Lingerie Bowl begat the Lingerie Football League. Likewise, when the Winter thaw begets the blooming of the dogwood tree every year, our annual St. Patrick’s Day promulgation of the Smartasses Magazine Top 100 Sexiest Women Alive, makes way for the lady we like to call “Miss April May June” two weeks later. Call us obsessive-compulsive, but here at the online mag that likes to “think pink“, we’re not only fans of a good begetting, we also enjoy tying things up in neat little bows. So, what better way to put a nice, fluffy, magenta weave on the package, and really knock out 2014, than, in the wake of naming Impact wrestling’s Gail Kim as our 2014 Sexiest Woman Alive, to see another gal familiar with the TNA Knockouts graced with being our feature model of the year? Meet Thea Trinidad, AKA Divina Fly, AKA Rosita… who’s used to proving beyond all shadows of doubt that, yes, every rose does have it’s thorns. But what fun would she be if they didn’t?

You all know the tale of Thea by now– the 2011 PWI Inspirational Wrestler of the Year, the SMR eighteenth sexiest female wrestler of all time, and when it comes to being named to our annual compendium of the planet’s one-hundred hottest women, this Puerto Rican provocateur is no slouch in her own right, having been there a grand total of four times, including #16 in 2014. However, with respect to all the aforementioned, what really makes us want to tipple the lovely elixir that is the Trinidad cocktail isn’t a matter of it being shaken or stirred, but rather it’s ingredients. Unlike the proverbial martini and it’s imbalanced ratio of vodka to vermouth, Miss AMJ’s potage is equal part Chuck Norris mixed with equal part geek— and for a magazine like ours, with a mantra of “Dry Humor, Geek Culture and Amazing Women” well, it’s safe to say, just knowing that alone is sufficient means for making us fitly fuddled… especially when she tells us what she digs about a dude, “Men. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. They have to be funny, enjoy video games and care about themselves healthwise.”

Speaking of video games, if you think her patented Fly Cutter is deadly, as the old saying goes, you haven’t seen nothin’ yet, till you’ve watched this buttery skinned badass go epic boss in a few rounds of Arkham Asylum. But that doesn’t mean she’s lying Thea Trinidad Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 2014around on a heart shaped bed in horned-rim glasses, pink tube socks, and one-size-too-small roseate panties playing with joysticks all day either. Thea’s also been known to be a party to belly dancing, badminton and baseball… and lest ye believe we’ve bypassed our chance to brain-stamp you with bilder of her bedecking herself in a bikini, aye lads, she’s no stranger to the swimming pool either. As far as the things this divine fly gal finds not-so-fly, “I dislike ignorant & inconsiderate people… at the gym, grocery store, mall, drive thru… wherever!” and as far as other chicks go, at least the confrontational ones anyway, “The cattiness and the low self esteem is really sad. I don’t have a lot of female friends because of it.”

Mad as a March hare, for Miss April May June? If you didn’t catch her in Army of the Damned, or her August 2013 or April 2014 interviews on Smartasses Radio, you can check out her Bio & Picture Gallery, find her on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or YouTube… or of course her Official Website.

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Thea Trinidad – “My fantasy is to live in Gotham City as a villain.”

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Thea Trinidad Picture Gallery

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20 Questions with Thea Trinidad – Miss April May June 2014

Thea Trinidad Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 20141- The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: She’s normally right about everything sooo… that’s a “no.”

2- The last good movie I watched was: MINE! Army of the Damned! Go see it! (iTunes, Video on Demand & Amazon)

3- My favorite pig out food is: Pizza!

4- My favorite actress is: Angelina Jolie.

4.2 – My favorite actor is: Johnny Depp.

5- My favorite childhood memory is: Wrestling events with my dad.

6- My favorite musical artists are: Aaliyah, Pearl Jam and Disturbed.

7- My most prized possession is: I have many, from my DVD copy of the movie I starred in called Army of the Damned, to winning Inspirational Wrestler Of The Year, to my fitness competition medal, my Vitazen sponsorship, I am on a roll! Can’t stop now, I have my sights set on a biggie!

8- My most major accomplishment: The TNA Impact Wrestling Knockouts tag team championship with Sarita.

9- My personal hero is: My mom.

10- I’d give anything to: Get a genie that can grant me all the wishes I want!

Thea Trinidad Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 201411- I’ve never been able to: Eat pigs feet.

12- The worst part of my job is: The injuries.

13- My fantasy is: To live in Gotham City as a villain!

14- The one thing I cannot stand in people is: Their ignorance.

15- If I could change one thing about myself, it would be: My metabolism! Ha!

16- My most embarrassing moment was: I don’t get embarrassed easily, you have to learn to laugh at yourself too. Sh*t happens!

17- Nobody knows I am: A snake lover.

18- My friends like me because: I’m REAL… and I will always be there for them.

19- Behind my back they say: “She’s way shorter than I thought… cool.”

20- My favorite color is: Red.

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