Niobe Noir – April May June 2015




NIOBE NOIR MISS APRIL MAY JUNE 2015 HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH

Niobe Noir Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 2015After the reveal of our 2015 Top 100 Sexiest Women, Jillian Harris may be the Smartasses Magazine 2015 Sexiest Woman Alive. Avril Lavigne may be our God. But Niobe Noir is definitely our Goddess. Because that is such a truism, here now is an appropriate revisit with her, our 2014 Amazing Gal of the Year and our feature, Miss April May June of 2015… with some new photos to boot.

So allow us to break it down for you: There are cute girls. There are fly chicks. There are hot babes, sexy ladies, and there are beautiful women. The next level of course, is the occasional rare bird who is so incredibly enchanting, that we’re inclined to think of them as royalty, yet, when “Princess” is no longer sufficient accolade to describe how provocative and awe-inspiring a gal is, we bump it up yet another level and elevate them to Goddess. Then there’s Niobe Noir.

Suffice it to say, if Zeus and Aphrodite themselves built her a throne, put a temple around that throne, declared Miss Noir the new religion, and bowed down to place their empyrean lips upon the hallowed curve of her shiny latex boots… it would still not be enough to describe just how intoxicating and enthralling this German, July born Cancer is. Suffice it to say, if Deutschland ever decides to have a Fourth Reich, there will be no need for World War III. All they’ll need to do is put a crown upon Niobe’s geometrically perfectly shaped person, pass around a few of her delicious goth-gal photos… and the rest of the planet will gladly fall in line.

With all of the aforementioned in mind, Miss March is an alternative Gothic Fetish model from Oberpfalz, one of the administrative regions of Bavaria, Germany, who digs Kate Moss, David Bowie, Björk and Tim Burton, and considers herself “Extraordinary, open minded and of course a little bit crazy.”

Niobe Noir Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 2015We’re certainly not going to argue that she’s exceptionally extraordinary, and we’re more pleased than two peas in a pod that she enjoys being goth… as much as we enjoy watching her be goth, “I describe myself as Goth, not because of what I’m wearing, just because I’ve learned to love that subculture so much since I was thirteen. It just fits perfect with my ideals and thinking… seeing beauty in a different way.”

For those of you wondering, this vegetarian, blue-haired hottie, who loves the smell of patchouli and has a passion for movies and film, considers her “Sensitive, too-emotional personality” to be both her greatest strength and weakness, and yes ladies, she digs chicks. “I’m bisexual, but I’m more interested in women. As a very open-minded person, I don’t want to pigeonhole myself – I do what I love, and love doesn’t know gender.” However, should you ever get to that “move-in” stage with this mysterious maven of PVC, you best bring your portable armoire, “My closet is filled with all sorts of special pieces- lots of paint, latex, wigs, hair accessories… unusual and extreme high heels, wedges and platform boots… and playful accessories, many of my own creation.”

Nutty for Niobe? Catch her on Facebook, Instagram or vk.com.

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Niobe Noir – “My closet is filled with all sorts of extreme platform boots and playful accessories… many of my own creation.”

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Niobe Noir Picture Gallery

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20 Questions with Niobe Noir – Miss April May June 2015

Niobe Noir Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 20151- The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: “Baby, behave yourself !” …*chrm* … ok, well… that’s sweet, but we all KNOW… being naughty is so much fun…

2- The last good movie I watched was: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.

3- My favorite pig out food is: Broccoli and Pretzels *__* *om-nom-nom*

4- My favorite actress is: Milla Jovovich.

4.2 – My favorite actor is: Ewan McGregor.

5- My favorite childhood memory is: Sitting on our little stream… watching as the sun goes down… our (my best girl-friend and me) feet in the cold water… the frog’s croaks… talking about everything we want… being & feeling FREE…

6- My favorite bands are: David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Peter Heppner/Wolfsheim, Peter Murphy/Bauhaus, Jordan Reyne …

7- My most prized possession is: My memories… which are unforgettable, unspeakable valuable and priceless…

8- My most major accomplishment: Getting so much support from all those wonderful people I’ve met and worked together with, and who I get to know…. I am so *RICH*… because of those wonderful meetings… thank you!

9- My personal heroes are: My Grandfather.

10- I’d give anything to: Meet one of my biggest inspirations and favourite artist… TIM BURTON … we all need to have some dreams!

11- I’ve never been able to: Do a ‘bungee-jump ’cause… uhm, my weight is “below the necessary limit”…

12- The worst part of my job is: Gettin my ass up and out of bed in the morning…

Niobe Noir Smartasses Magazine Miss April May June 201513- My fantasy is: My “dirty” little secret…

14- The one thing I cannot stand in people is: When they get disappointed about me…. worst thing and feeling ever in my opinion…

15- If I could change one thing about myself, it would be: Only one thing ? First, my ‘low body height’…

16- My most embarrassing moment was: After a long, hard party-fun-night… I found my undiepants the next morning… on the street in front of my house, haha!

17- Nobody knows I am: Till NOW… I’ve got Czech roots.

18- My friends like me because: Well… I HOPE they like me because of my personality… my sensitive, emotional, open-minded way of life.

19- Behind my back they say: “DAT ASS”… haha – *jk*… not really.

20- My favorite color is: Blaaaack… until they find something DARKER, *ba dum tss*!

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