Kate Hazzard – February 2014




KATE HAZZARD FEBRUARY 2014 HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH

Kate Hazzard - February 2014While many people out there will say “wrestling is fake”, we here at Smartasses Magazine have learned over the years, that “predetermined” is a much better word of choice. The physical taxation is real, the adrenaline is real, and the pain… the pain is most definitely real. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Although we may not have a full fledged massacre on our hands here, our February 2014 Hot Chick of the Month hails from the dark side of Belarus, and if she chooses to do so, she sure as hell can guaran-damn-tee that your Valentine’s Day will be a bloody one– and it won’t necessarily be a result of being in the squared circle with her either. Meet Ekaterina Hazzard, a.k.a Alter Kate– professional wrestler, Marilyn Manson fan, and sufficiently suited to be your tour guide on the alternative side of life.

Born in August of 1990, Kate’s elements are fire and metal, and boy oh boy is that the understatement of the century, especially considering she’s dabbled as a bondage model a time or three. Though many consider our Belarusian Leo to be a bit complicated, for the most part, this brown-eyed babe is ardorous, graceful and charming. But piss her off, and you won’t necessarily like her reticent aggressiveness, especially since, as her gal-pals in New Belarus Professional Wrestling are well aware of… she’s quite well trained in jujitsu.

So what does Miss February dig when she’s not working in her sex-shoppe or digging her heels into your backside? For her, the best way to relax is with a little handball, exploring fashion & make-up artistry while listening to an MP3 player full of metal, or believe it or not, sewing.

Ekrazy for Ekaterina? Catch her on Facebook or vk.com.

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Kate Hazzard – “I expect they say I’m a bitch.”

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20 Questions with Kate Hazzard – Miss February 2014

Kate Hazzard - February 20141- The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: Mothers cannot give bad advice.

2- The last good movie I watched was: The Best Deal.

3- My favorite pig out food is: French fries with a salad of tomato, cheese, onion, garlic and mayonnaise.

4- My favorite actress is: Angelina Jolie.

4.2 – My favorite actor is: Jackie Chan.

5- My favorite childhood memory is: Spending summers with my girlfriend, having picnics on blankets.

6- My favorite musical artists are: Marilyn Manson, Metallica, The Weeknd, Ill Nino, Staind, Drowning Pool.

7- My most prized possession is: My cats, Ksenia and Nyasha.

8- My most major accomplishment: My lovely little daughter. She’s the best thing that ever happened to me in my life. I’m really happy that I became a mother!

Kate Hazzard - February 20149- My personal heroes are: My mom.

10- I’d give anything to: Give my daughter everything she ever wanted, and have my loved ones alive and well!

11- I’ve never been able to: Take drugs.

12- The worst part of my job is: Hanging the vibrators on the shelves in my shop. It gives me nightmares!

13- My fantasy is: To leave Belarus and live in America.

14- The one thing I cannot stand in people is: When you have to ask someone something over and over again because they aren’t listening. It infuriates me!

Kate Hazzard - February 201415- If I could change one thing about myself, it would be: To be a little kinder and more reserved towards people. I can be nasty and cruel and rude, and have said things I now regret.

16- My most embarrassing moment was: Once I dove into the water and accidentally emerged without my bathing suit.

17- Nobody knows I am: Hungry after midnight and often wake up from it.

18- My friends like me because: I have no friends.

19- Behind my back they say: Well, I don’t know, but I expect they say I’m a bitch. Ha ha. I try to lead a quiet and peaceful life, but jealous people who are too bored with their own life enjoy inventing gossip. I hate people who gossip, so, I really only take off my mask for true friends.

20- My favorite color is: Red and black.

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