Brianna Garcia – December 2014




BRIANNA GARCIA DECEMBER 2014 HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH

Brianna Garcia Dec 2014During that time of year, when the majority of the world is drinking eggnog, trading gifts and celebrating the birth of a demi-god, we here at Smartasses Magazine feel it’s only appropriate to follow suit. Therefore, seeing as how we’re a magazine run by women, who features women, and worships the very ground ground that beautiful, strong, intelligent women clack their heels upon– who better to feature as our December Deity than a prime Goddess of our own? Reintroduce yourself to the lead singer of the band Lust & Lies, a two timer to our annual 100 Sexiest Women Alive list, and SMAG’s Miss April May June 2013, Brianna J Garcia!

Just like She’s exclaimed during her multiple interviews on Smartasses Radio, this ravishing raven-haired bombshell is still fronting for Her metal group and touring the Los Angeles underground, as well as making sure She stays in front of the camera. Whether it’s dressing up as Harley Quinn and KISS for Halloween, or doing shoots for Vaping Ape or United Couture, rest assured, this vegan, pagan Pisces is never ever hard to find.

Giddy for Garcia? You can find her on Instagram, Twitter, YouTube, Her Official Website and of course, Facebook.

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Brianna Garcia – “I would make myself born rich, but maybe I’d have been an asshole because of it.”

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20 Questions with Brianna Garcia – Miss December 2014

Brianna Garcia Dec 20141 – What is your favorite NFL team? You’ll probably hate me for this but I think the whole concussions thing is a real issue for these players. It’s one of the major reasons football is only really recognized as it is in America. Brain damaged people who don’t know what’s wrong with them until they die and we have a look at their brain is an issue. Football is not something I really think about beyond that. Other sports are cool even though I am not really into them. Hockey’s my favorite. We can replace teeth after all.

2 – What is the one item of makeup you cannot live without? Chapstick, especially in dry ass California. That’s not really makeup though. I am fond of mascara.

3 – What are you currently listening to on your iPod? Immigrant Song– Led Zeppelin.

4 – What is your favorite thing to drink on Girl’s Night Out? Whiskey & Ginger Ale.

5 – If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Buy some politicians, make some changes.

6 – If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? If I was less intelligent I would probably be happier. If I was more intelligent I would know better. I don’t know, I would make myself born rich, but maybe I’d have been an asshole because of it. I don’t know.

7 – What last made you laugh? Something Mary Jane said.

8 – Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Everyone thoroughly enjoys receiving to some extent, especially when it comes to getting free things. Of course we can still genuinely love giving gifts to people, especially when we have the means and something great in mind. It just depends I suppose.

Brianna Garcia Dec 20149 – Name a movie you can watch over and over? I’ve watched Queen of The Damned a good fifteen times, but not even Anne Rice likes that movie and she wrote the damn book. I’ve watched Star Wars (OT) so many times, but I am a weirdo and have to always watch all three in one sitting, which is in incredibly time consuming. I’ve also watched The Matrix more than probably anyone, especially the first one. Practical Magic is another one.

10 – What was your worst subject in high school? I was horrible in high school. I mean, the work was always pretty easy so for a while I got by, but I would jump the fence to get off campus, and get picked up. I would tell my teachers my mom was waiting for me in the office, and that I had health issues (which I didn’t have) so I could leave early whenever. No one ever checked, I was apparently very believable. I had a pretty easy time with all the classes though, and still passed whatever I would test on even though I was next to never there. I had to get home-schooled when we moved in late freshman year, then when back to school. I went to five different high schools, and was forced to drop out because I couldn’t get to school because no one would drive me and they figured I had already f*cked myself over. Math was always hardest for me to get, but it was always fascinated with numbers.

11 – Ever had an imaginary friend as a child? I tried desperately to have one at one point, but I could never ‘manifest’ them. My imagination was not big enough I guess. I remember trying to develop one and always feeling stupid because, well no one was there.

Brianna Garcia Dec 201412 – Ever been in a physical fight? Yeah, a couple. Once some huge chick jumped on me when I was drunk with a bunch of my girlfriends at the movie theater in middle school. She bit my f*cking ear, like she was Mike Tyson. It wasn’t really that bad but it did bleed, and scab. I don’t even know why she did it. I was probably just an easy target.

13 – Have you ever cheated in a relationship? Perhaps, a very long time ago.

14 – Do you take showers in the morning or at night? I don’t discriminate.

15 – What are three physical features you get complimented on a lot? Hair, lips, eyes.. I guess.

16 – Name someone you can tell just about anything to? Erik. Torkeo too, even though he’s a little more sensitive than Erik. Also my mom.

17 – Favorite animal to have as a pet? Cats are the best for me because they just do them. I mean I love dogs, but they are much more like having a child. Cats are typically very independent, so when they do want love, it’s rarely ever annoying or overbearing. I grew up with seven dogs so maybe I just value the quietness of cats now.

18 – Name your most favorite time of the year? Fall, the weather drops and everything dies and there’s Halloween and cider. I like colder weather, and gloomy days.

19 – If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why? It depends if it was exclusively my last day, or if the world or something was ending. If it was just mine I’d talk and spend time with all the people I love… but also try to record at least a couple songs, even if not well, vocals only. Have some sh*t out there for people to f*ck with. Set up some queued posts to come up after I die on my blog, freak people out by making them sound universally relevant. Sh*t like that. If everyone’s dying, I don’t really know, depends on how it’s going down.

20 – What is your favorite restaurant? Veggie Grill, I could eat there every day.

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