Amber Tear – November 2014




AMBER TEAR NOVEMBER 2014 HOT CHICK OF THE MONTH

Amber Tear Nov 2014Another October passes, and another November begins, which not only means our 2014 Amazing Gal of the Year voting has officially begun, it also means “2015” has officially kicked off here at Smartasses Magazine, and what better way to celebrate than heading back to Canada for the third month in a row, to bring you Miss Amber Tear, our Miss November.

Hailing from Kingston, along with Miss October Kimberly Diamond Clark and Miss September Samantha Kush, this trio proves that the “apples” don’t fall far in The Heartland Province, though if this proverbial Garden of Eden has a snake… it’s Amber– not only is it the Chinese Zodiac sign of our lovely November rugby player slash model, she also owns a Ball Python.

But despite her taste for a good scrum and tattoos (Miss Tear has sleeve, back and finger tattoos), this February born femme fatale has a few flocculent facets as well, such as quiet time with good music or spending time with the fam-fam, but perhaps flaunts them best through her fervor for fine art- including but not limited to painting, drawing, and even sculpting. “After getting kicked out of school, I started to clear my head and get a grip on reality. I found a huge release in rugby and painting. Contact sports helped me get out my aggression towards life. Painting, and art in general… it all just made sense and put my mind in a better place.”

Some may be glad to know that this blue-eyed bombshell is also a huge advocate for the legalization of mary-jane. “I believe that it is a medicine and I hope for future legalization so everyone can enjoy their right to choose.”

In terms of modeling, not only does Miss November measure a perfect 34-26-34, she’s also a fan of the profession who especially admires Cara Delevingne and Milla Jovovich. “I am very passionate at anything I do , and modeling has been a passion of mine for a very long time. I want to be known for my versatile modeling and passion for the art! Can you blame a girl for wanting to get glammed up? I was working for a friend at her Boutique when she decided to have a photographer come in and shoot some local girls and myself in the clothes to promote the shop. It was a hit and I couldn’t get enough. Some of the projects that I have worked on are a little different than your average model. I have done some extreme body painting shoots. I have also worn a pair of twenty-pound gold painted antlers. But honestly I love the art of it all– I love the fact that I am the art piece and that the end product is what I make of it with my body. The photographer is like the painter, making sure the right light is hitting the art subject.”

Awestruck for Amber? You can find her on Tumblr, Twitter, Model Mayhem, and of course, Facebook.

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Amber Tear – “I love that I am the art piece and the photographer is the painter.”

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20 Questions with Amber Tear – Miss November 2014

Amber Tear Nov 20141- The worst advice my mother ever gave me was: The only thing I can think of is “If you’re really sick then you can go to school and throw up on the teacher’s desk.” – Just saying this never ended well for the test/projects we handed in and I always got in trouble. Thanks Mom love you!

2- The last good movie I watched was: A Clockwork Orange (Malcolm Mcdowell & Beethoven!).

3- My favorite pig out food is: Chocolate -in every form but mostly chocolate pie (yummy).

4- My favorite actress is: Scarlett Johansson.

4.2 – My favorite actor is: Leonardo Dicaprio and Edward Norton.

5- My favorite childhood memory is: Listening to Alvin & The Chipmunks Christmas cassette while I watched my mom make apple pies on Christmas Eve, and always getting to open one present, it was always new Pajamas. I still love the smell of cinnamon and a set of PJ’s fresh out of the dryer!

6- My favorite musical artists are: Big KRIT, Nirvana, The Doors, Behemoth… so many, many more.

7- My most prized possession is: My kitten, “Tweek”. I don’t know what I would do without him, he is my world.

8- My most major accomplishment: Getting to be Hot Chick Of the Month of course! Also posing for an amazing Canadian artist.

9- My personal heroes are: I have a few, but my most recent personal hero is Charlo Greene – “F*ck it , I quit.” and Hunter S. Thompson.

10- I’d give anything to: Save the planet! And get the rest of my tattoo’s done by Sara Fabel.

11- I’ve never been able to: Lick my elbow…

12- The worst part of my job is: No bad parts. I love my job. I work at a Vapor Lounge, I get to work with one of my greatest passions besides modeling. I love to help people and I get the chance to attend to patients everyday. What more could you ask for?

Amber Tear Nov 201413- My fantasy is: To have my family be comfortable and healthy so I don’t have to worry. Then move to a private tropical island with a beautiful ancient Rome style villa. Also to live in ancient Egyptian times. Also to meet Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison. I have a very vivid imagination and I get carried away day dreaming all the time.

14- The one thing I cannot stand in people is: Lying, greed and self righteousness.

15- If I could change one thing about myself, it would be: I second guess my decisions all the time. It’s quite annoying.

16- My most embarrassing moment was: When I shaved half my head and thought it looked good!

17- Nobody knows I am: A painter.

18- My friends like me because: I am loyal and I tend to put them before myself.

19- Behind my back they say: Whatever they say.

20- My favorite color is: Blood red and blue-green.

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